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17 August 2009 @ 09:46 am
In honor of my 666th LJ entry, here is a picture of Satan!

Oops, that's Ann Coulter!

Wait, that's Rev. Fred Phelps (godhatesfags.com)

Okay, for real. Here's Satan:


Sorry, y'all. I guess we'll all have to go without :-(
28 December 2008 @ 08:49 pm
I removed a lot of people and communities from my friends list. It isn't necessarily personal - I most likely just don't read your journals. And it's a little obnoxious scrolling past stuff that I don't read anyway.

So please, if you're prone to spazzing out over these kinds of things, do not take it so damn personally and go "wtf Zander??????"
25 June 2008 @ 08:57 am
I'm working on a project that will involve your stories about anything to do with customer service. If you currently work retail, formerly worked retail, never worked but have shopped retail, watched someone shop retail, tried to sell something on Cafe Press or Craigslist, etc., I want to hear your stories, dammit!

I want good, bad, funny, unfair, horrifying, and amusing stories from customers and retail slaves alike and I want absolutely no censorship! I WANT to hear about that damn cashier who refused to honor your expired coupon despite your loyalty as a customer. I WANT to hear about the horrors found when you were assigned to clean the public bathroom. I WANT to hear about that dick that wrote you a bad check, or was a no-show when you absolutely needed to get rid of that fucking ugly couch in your living room. I WANT to hear about that creepy old man who smells like cheese and hits on employees who just finished puberty. I WANT to hear about that incompetent asshole who couldn't sell anything through a wet paper bag. You can even tell me about that guy in that department who steals people's lunches from the break room. This project cannot be awesome without your contribution, so TELL ME!

retailstories at live dot com (retailstories@live.com)
01 July 2006 @ 10:33 am
Given that my posts are becoming more and more personal, I'm strongly considering making this a friends-only journal. I feel that there's just some stuff that's way too personal for complete strangers to see.